You’re not…you’re not really going out scavenging like that, are you? Just like that? Outside? Where people can see you? You’re free to do whatever you want, of course. Maybe this is like, your style or whatever (assuming you’re dressed like that on purpose). Look, all we’re saying is this: everyone is judging you, and you should feel bad. We’re happy to sell you the new Wardrobe Mega-Bundle to address this, but really, you should consider it a public service that we’re even offering it.

For only 1,699 G1C (regularly 2,590) you’ll get a Wardrobe Slot Unlock: All item, which lets you inject a healthy amount of customizable razzle-dazzle into your wardrobe which, as long as we’re being honest, kind of looks something a hobo would wear at a depression-era funeral (and not even one of the fancy ones). Plus you’ll get your hot little hands on four keys (1 Red, 1 Blue, and 2 Green) so you can crack open some lockboxes in the hopes that they’ve got some awesome new flair for you to flaunt.

And don’t forget, if you’ve never made a purchase, you get all the benefits of the Fallen Earth First Time Purchaser Package as well. You should probably head to the Marketplace now. It just makes sense!